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 * ** Comments **

Hephaestus: I am proud of this painting I had Apollo make. He is a very skilled painter. You might call me churlish, but at least I don't pitch my children off Olympus.

Hera: >:( Hephaestus...

Hephaestus: Yes?

Hera: Don't provoke me.

Hephaestus: As Aphrodite would say "What evaaaa." I mean really, your the goddess of marriage. What could you do?

Apollo: Dude, seriously, leave me out of this. Hera is Zues's wife, and enemies of Zues lose their life.

[|Lycaon:] I know that first hand. I fed him human flesh and he turned me into a werewolf.

Apollo: Hey look at me! I'm a poet, and i didn't even know it.

Hephaestus: Yes you did, your the god of the sun and arts. Which includes songs and poems.

Aphrodite: Oh Hephaestus, you know me so well.

Apollo: Did you just insult yourself?

Athena: I think she insulted her own intelligence.

Aphrodite: What evaaaa.

Athena: My point proven.

Zeus: Were you disrespecting Hera?

Hephaestus: Yes, why?


 * Zeus:** Because she stormed off and won't talk to me. Thanks, you got her off my case for losing her anniversary present gambling with Hermes.


 * Hephaestus:** Your welcome.


 * Artemis:** Lol :)


 * Apollo:** Lol :)


 * Hephaestus:** Wow. I think Apollo and Artemis actually agreed on something.


 * Artemis:** No Apollo just copying me because he knows how much better I am than him.


 * Apollo:** No I didn't!


 * Artemis:** Did!


 * Apollo:** Didn't!

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