Orpheus's+Like+A+Sir+Academy

You get to wear custom monocles, top hats, and drink fancifully disgusting teas for __only__ 150 golden drachamas! By the end of your first semester, you will know how to talk and eat like a sir! After your second semester* you will dress and look like a sir! And after your 3rd and 4th semesters, you will sleep like a sir!
 * [[image:-Neutral-feel-like-a-sir-.png width="369" height="288" caption="Welcome to Orpheus's Like A Sir Academy!"]] || You've come to the right place if you want to feel like a sir!

Well then, come on down to Mr. Likeasir's Haberdashery to see the finest selection in existance of top hats, monocles, suits, ties, and everything a sir could even imagine! Mr. Likeasir would be glad to completely outfit you in sir clothes! || == ==
 * 100 golden drachamas for each extra semester. || ==Do you like monocles? What about top hats?==
 * ==For Example*:==

*This is what you would look like as a pikachu sir!
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