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Zeus - I deeply apologize to my crush, Io, for turning her into a cow. Please forgive me, I only did that because my wife Hera was looking for me... wait, does she have a Wiki account?! . Hera - Zeus, honey, if you weren't a god I would track you down and cast you into the depths of Tartarus!!! . Zeus - ... looks like I'll be on the run for a while... . Io - Moooo... Moo! . Hermes - O_O Whoa. . Apollo - I didn't even know cows could type! || __Advertisements__ __ Aphrodite's Online Dating __ Are you having trouble finding a man or woman fit for the gods? Do you think it's just too much trouble to look? Worried you'll never find the right person? Or are you just plain drop-dead ugly (Hephaestus)? Not a problem! I'm not the Goddess of Love for nothing! Sign up for Aphrodite's Dating Service NOW and watch all your troubles dissolve into thin air! Simple as that, I will find the perfect couple for you, your friends, and your family within seconds of web-browsing! . __ Hermes' Shipping __ Want to send something fast, but your chariot isn't fast enough? Try Hermes' Shipping Service! This month only, general weaponry ships anywhere in the universe for the low, low price of 10 drachemas!!! Hermes' Shipping- mails so fast, it's like it has wings! || Zeus - I managed to get a picture of King Lycaon, who attempted to feed me the boiled flesh of his children. As you most likely guessed, I was //pretty// mad. So I simply turned him into a wolf, the first of the Wolven Empire who was actually malevolent. I seem to turn people into animals a lot, don't I?. Lycaon - Sheesh, lost your temper COMPLETELY. I swear, as long as I live my life as a lupine I will never see a bigger thunderstorm. . Lupa - Huh. Sorry to mention this, Lycaon, but I, as the Goddess of Wolves, will never consider you my child. . Artemis - That's just plain messed up. . Aphrodite - I guess that's where mortals got the "Big Bad Wolf" from. || __Echidna's Dragon Stables__ Can't seem to find the right companion? We know exactly what you feel like. A human battle partner is too wimpy, a saytr is far too independent. A dragon? The ultimate. Dragons are tough, loyal, fierce, terrifying, and virtually undefeatable battle partners. Drop by __Echidna's Dragon Stables__ for a young Dragon Hatchling and watch in utter amazment how it grows up to make defending you and your family it's highest priority. //*Note: If not treated well or told stories of dragon "slaying" and other such nonsense, you may find yourself on the floor being torn to insignificant pieces while your family burns around you. Otherwise makes a good house pet(if you can fit it through your door).// ||
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